Ride the Wave

Want to get things done faster? Ride the gravitational wave and do stuff just as the land mass contracts. Say, you are thinking. When the gravitational wave squeezes, it makes everything contract – distances get smaller. Maybe even your brain gets packed tighter causing synapses to fire quicker. And so you think faster and act faster. Nice. Don’t forget to thank the wave. 

Einstein’s Gravitational Waves Have Been Detected For The First Time – TechCrunch

By Sergey Bloom

An imperfect human being.