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Amonster Among You

And the devil be naught. As close as I could figure it, “amonster among you” was a threat with a heavy and unmistakable Russian accent. A singularly deadly spell. Something, it appears, the devil couldn’t accomplish. Hence, I presume, “the devil be naught.” All of it was grammatically incorrect. “Amonster” was a noun referring to…

Amonster Among You was originally published on Sergey Bloom

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The Russian Holiday Demand

“Drop and give us 20.” To ease the tensions and to improve relations, the world is to do 20 push-ups. That is what Russia demands. Or else there will be misery only the former communist state is capable of spreading. This misery will be a “rottingly” slow process “filled with false hope.” Ukraine is the…

The Russian Holiday Demand was originally published on Sergey Bloom