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They Were Less Than Friends

A cursory look revealed a minor omission with a major impact on their relationship. Years of psychoanalysis were wasted trying to understand why the two were at each other’s throats. The name-calling, the stink eyes, the ugly faces, the fingers in the air, yelling, stomping, pounding of the tables with their fists – what caused…

They Were Less Than Friends was originally published on Sergey Bloom

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Amonster Among You

And the devil be naught. As close as I could figure it, “amonster among you” was a threat with a heavy and unmistakable Russian accent. A singularly deadly spell. Something, it appears, the devil couldn’t accomplish. Hence, I presume, “the devil be naught.” All of it was grammatically incorrect. “Amonster” was a noun referring to…

Amonster Among You was originally published on Sergey Bloom

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Dishes Need Doing

Consensually speaking. Law enforcement members develop a preconception about people and it’s not pretty. It’s almost an occupational hazard. You deal with criminals all day every day and you start to believe we are all the same. Those are idle comments on my part. But, they have a loose connection to what I am trying…

Dishes Need Doing was originally published on Sergey Bloom

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The Russian Holiday Demand

“Drop and give us 20.” To ease the tensions and to improve relations, the world is to do 20 push-ups. That is what Russia demands. Or else there will be misery only the former communist state is capable of spreading. This misery will be a “rottingly” slow process “filled with false hope.” Ukraine is the…

The Russian Holiday Demand was originally published on Sergey Bloom

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The Trough Meeting

The sun was starting to set.

The Trough Meeting was originally published on Sergey Bloom

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Medical Coverage For Your Terminal Disease Treatment Has Been Denied

Get crèmed.

Medical Coverage For Your Terminal Disease Treatment Has Been Denied was originally published on Sergey Bloom

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Life

Well, This Must Mean The Democracy Is Still Working

Trump got trumped.

Well, This Must Mean The Democracy Is Still Working was originally published on Sergey Bloom

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Survival Of The Fittest Isn’t Fair

What is?

Survival Of The Fittest Isn’t Fair was originally published on Sergey Bloom

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Lots Of Books At Home When Growing Up Makes For Better Education Later In Life According To This Study

Just “having” lots of books growing up will make a child a better student. Yeah, right…

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Life

Is There A “Copy-Paste” Option For Making Decisions?

Decision, make thyself!